All Signs Point To Possibly

by The Randy Bastards

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Andrew Johnston
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Andrew Johnston "(Smells Like A) Crust Punk Show" reminded me so faithfully of so many fun times I've had that it made this an instant add to my collection. Favorite track: (Smells Like A) Crust Punk Show.
Ben
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Ben I met Nick at vehicle city fest in Flint, and he told me to check you guys out. I'm glad I ran into him you guys are dope.
Brian Johnston
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Brian Johnston Only four songs break the 2m30s mark - and one of those only by 7 seconds, which automatically makes this a good album. Favorite track: (Smells Like A) Crust Punk Show.
Andrew Grieve
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Andrew Grieve Fun album of nothing but easy going headbanging pop-punk from start to finish from an up-and-coming clown prince of the Detroit-area punk scene. Humor and fun are up front and it's very similar to a classic release you'd find on Recess, Asian Man or even Lookout Records in their heyday. Favorite track: Truthers.
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the 10 song debut classic!

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released May 13, 2016

all music and lyrics written by the randy bastards and individual members where specified
(c) & (p) 2015-2016

all tracks recorded 6/6/15 by vince “clyde wilson” williams at mount doom in warren, mi
except “didn’t need to know” recorded 1/27/16 by bryan griffin at train a comin recordings in mt. clemens, mi
mastered 4/12/16 by chris dequick at chris dequick productions in chicago, il

photos, art and layout by nathan “jose” garcia

the randy bastards:
nick “the handler” rorick: vocals
justin labrie: guitar and backing vocals
mandy manslaughter: bass, backing vocals and additional percussion
andy stomper: drums and backing vocals

write us:
the randy bastards
p.o. box 160
clawson, mi 48017
therandybastards@gmail.com

thank you’s:
our families, all the promoters who booked us, all the bands we’ve played with, all the talented people who created art for us, all the people who came out to a show, bought merch, took photos of us, or danced. ALL? NO, ALL!

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The Randy Bastards Detroit, Michigan

A poppy melodic punk rock band with often humorous lyrics often making light of disturbing things written to entertain you (hopefully often).

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Track Name: Strychnine
1) strychnine (1:19) [rorick/randy bastards]:
one day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I thought I'd make it go away by downing a bottle of aspirin
but the employee came up to me he said I wouldn't take that you see
there's a good chance that you might die some have been tainted with strychnine
strychnine strychnine
I told him I'd rather be dead than have this pain up in my head
so I killed the bottle on the spot I didn't give it a second thought
oh me, oh my now in a hospital bed I lie
with a stomach pump on
all I wanted was to make my headache go away
and now I may not survive another day
the life I lived was way to short and was so full of wasted time
right now I'm much too young to be poisoned by aspirin with strychnine
strychnine strychnine
one day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I thought I'd make it go away by downing a bottle of aspirin
one day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I made a really big mistake by downing a bottle of aspirin
Track Name: Truthers
2) truthers (1:18) [manslaughter/randy bastards]:
truthers they know the truth
truthers they don't know the truth
truthers they know the truth
they don't know they don't know the truth
if the holocaust it was a hoax
Lewis Black would have no jokes
have no anger to be directed
on society much less infected
truthers they know the truth
truthers they don't know the truth
truthers they know the truth
they don't know they don't know the truth
twenty twelve will be the end
listen well to me my friend
lizard people deep in the planet
are looking at you for them to annex
truthers they know the truth
truthers they don't know the truth
truthers they know the truth
they don't know they don't know the truth
9-11 was an inside job
taxes taxes oh my god
Iraq is one big dig for oil
robots robots so unloyal
truthers they know the truth
truthers they don't know the truth
truthers they know the truth
they don't know they don't know the truth
truthers they know the truth
truthers they don't know the truth
truthers they know the truth
they don't know they don't know the truth
one more time
truthers they know the truth
truthers they don't know the truth
truthers they know the truth
they don't know they don't know the truth
wake up
Track Name: Left My Heart In Lansing
3) left my heart in Lansing (2:37) [stomper/randy bastards]:
I don't have it anymore but I know just where it is
and I don't know which is worse that I know where it is
or I just can't get it back
my first taste of that place you went away to school
I thought that you'd never leave but clearly I'm a fool
you left me far behind when you found some clean cut fuck
I guess I'll just be that guy you liked when you were punk
I left my heart in Lansing you ripped it out of me
I left my heart in Lansing and I just can't let it be
I left my heart in Lansing you keep it in your pocket
I left my heart in Lansing and I just can't seem to unlock it
the second time around I met you through some friends
never saw what came next but I should've known it'd end
we watched the colors in the sky and then you looked me in the eye
thought that we found bliss but it's clear now you're not one to be missed
I left my heart in Lansing you ripped it out of me
I left my heart in Lansing and I just can't let it be
I left my heart in Lansing you keep it in your pocket
I left my heart in Lansing and I just can't seem to unlock it
I left my heart in Lansing you ripped it out of me
I left my heart in Lansing and I just can't let it be
I left my heart in Lansing you keep it in your pocket
I left my heart in Lansing and I just can't seem to unlock it
my heart was stolen from me when I turned my back to leave that town
I must have left my heart somewhere deep down
Track Name: (I'm Just A) Lonely UNA Bomber
4) (I’m just a) lonely UNA bomber (3:17) [rorick/randy bastards]:
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
I'm just a lonely UNA bomber living in my shack
I want to love the whole wide world but they won't love me back
so I grab my hooded sweatshirt and I Grab my shades
I'm heading to the post office with a package that I made
and I'm going to
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
I differentiate myself to you in hopes that I'd
be the one that you could count on tangent or cosign
factors of our love include a one two triple x
but every time I try to simplify we just seem to regress
so I'm going to
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
the military industry oh boy it is complex
it seems that it has got this whole nation in a hex
tried to vote that didn't work I even tried to write
my senator my next letter is going to have more bite
and I'm going to
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
I keep my head low every day
don't want to get found out by the CIA
but it still happens every time
I keep on getting caught by the FBI
and I'm going to and I'm going to
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb you baby
Track Name: Black Beautiful
5) black beautiful (1:09) [rorick/randy bastards]:
she dyed her hair black black beautiful
she dyed her hair black wears black eyeliner
she couldn't look any finer
her eyes as blue as the ocean sky
she's going to attack ain't ever coming back
she dyed her hair black black beautiful
she dyed her hair black wears black eyeliner
she couldn't look any finer
her eyes as bright as the ocean sky
and when I find her
I think I'm going to remind her
this place is screwed man and so am I
she's going to attack ain't ever going back
she dyed her hair black
got nothing to say got nothing to do
can't make up her mind got nothing to lose
isn't going ahead ain't going to fall back
wasn't thinking it through just went and dyed her hair black
she dyed her hair black She dyed her hair black
she dyed her hair black black beautiful
Track Name: Bankrupt City
6) bankrupt city (2:07) [manslaughter/randy bastards]:
I'm staring at my computer screen and now I'm seeing red
if I would've known about all this I would've stayed in bed
those bastards in their suits and ties feasting on whiskey
my stomach's empty my wallet's hungry but breakfast's out for me
woah oh oh oh fuck overdraft fees
woah oh oh oh it was only negative three
woah oh oh oh fuck overdraft fees
woah oh oh oh give my money back to me
there's a monster inside my belly clawing for release
its ugly mouth is snarling begging pretty please
Taco Bell is right next door I'll head over there
use my debit card for lunch but now I'm pulling out my hair
woah oh oh oh fuck overdraft fees
woah oh oh oh it was down seventeen
woah oh oh oh fuck overdraft fees
woah oh oh oh hope I hit the lottery
I never thought she'd call me back I never knew
now I've got a date tonight reservations for two
someplace nice the way to go prove chivalry's not dead
I need to treat I have no cash I want her in my bed
woah oh oh oh fuck overdraft fees
woah oh oh oh it was only minus forty-three
woah oh oh oh fuck overdraft fees
woah oh oh oh now I'm facing bankruptcy
Track Name: (Smells Like A) Crust Punk Show
7) (smells like a) crust punk show (2:47) [rorick/randy bastards]:
cinnamon and daisies things you won't smell here
sadly it's more like a sweaty dumpster filled with beer
one two three four
went out to the bar for a local punk rock night
and I start cringing at a shirt I think used to be white
when they offer me some food I simply say no thanks
'cause they just pulled it from the trash and it's looking pretty rank
looks can be deceiving you just never know
with Discharge shirts and bullet belts you might suspect it though
one surefire way to tell is the level of B.O.
so stick those earplugs up your nose smells like a crust punk show
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay
I can dig their philosophies and musical style
if only they could find the time to bathe once in a while
I even like political songs about sticking it to the man
I just wish they'd sing the words so I could understand
looks can be deceiving you just never know
with PBR and Comet Bar you might suspect it though
one surefire way to tell is the level of B.O.
so stick those earplugs up your nose smells like a crust punk show
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay
sometimes after a late show I'll ask to stay the night
but before I do I must sit though the list of squatters' rights
eating like a vegan well it must be so healthy
mushrooms green and other things make a salad for a king
looks can be deceiving you just never know
with Live To Kill and Core Rotten you might suspect it though
one surefire way to tell is the level of B.O.
so stick those earplugs up your nose smells like a crust punk show
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh
Track Name: Unforeseen
8) unforeseen (1:42) [manslaughter/randy bastards]:
I can see my obituary I can tell my funeral
I guess my many guests but how I go I just don't know
maybe I'll crash maybe I'll burn
maybe I'll hang maybe you'd learn
I can taste my biiter end I can feel my ghost emerge
I can take my precious time eventually I'll just die
maybe I'll choke maybe I'll burn
maybe I'll slit maybe you'd yearn
I can see my obituary I can tell my funeral
I guess my many guests but when I go I just don't know
maybe I'll crash maybe I'll burn
maybe I'll hang maybe you'd learn
maybe I'll choke maybe I'll burn
maybe I'll slit maybe you'd yearn
Track Name: Didn't Need To Know
9) didn't need to know (1:59) [rorick/randy bastards]:
another day goes passing by
another day brings another lie
it's nothing bad but it's still not right
but it's saving me from another useless fight
and you didn't need to know you didn't need to know
you didn't need to know and I don't want to tell you so
you didn't need to know you didn't need to know
you can trust me but you can't believe me
another night weighs on my mind
another night I can't seem to find
comfort here or anywhere
and all I give is another vacant stare
you didn't need to know you didn't need to know
you didn't need to know and I don't want to tell you so
you didn't need to know you didn't need to know
you can trust me but you can't believe me
you didn't need to know you didn't need to know
you didn't need to know and I don't want to tell you so
you didn't need to know you didn't need to know
you can trust me but you can't believe me
you didn't need to know (another day)
you didn't need to know (another night)
you didn't need to know (another stray)
and I don't want to tell you so (brings another fight)
you didn't need to know (another time)
you didn't need to know (another place)
you can trust me but you can't believe me (another look and another guilty face)
Track Name: Psychosomaticsexualdramaantidisestablishmentarianism
10) psychosomaticsexualdramaantidisestablishmentarianism (2:42) [rorick/randy bastards]:
two three got to pee
when I was a little boy I saw you under my bed
when I ran and told my mom she would say you were just in my head
so late at night when you would chew my hands up off my wrists
I would lie in and smile because I knew you didn't exist
and I said you can't hurt me if you don't exist na na na
you can't hurt me if you don't exist na na na
you can't hurt me if you don't exist na na na na na na na na
when I was a teenager with women on my mind
I'd look out my window and it's you that I would find
a chainsaw wielding maniac standing right outside my door
but no one would believe me and so all I'd get was more
of you can't hurt me if you don't exist na na na
you can't hurt me if you don't exist na na na
you can't hurt me if you don't exist na na na na na na na na
this Randy Bastards album is a work of fiction and any similarities
to any persons or places living or dead is purely coincidental
so don't sue us ever for anything and if you hear messages from Satan
when you play this record backwards uh maybe consider both sides of the argument
up the pizza punks
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na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na coming after me
na na na na na na na na na can't sleep at night
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na fuck you mom now I'm an amputee