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lyrics

I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see a patch of sidewalk that looks slippery
I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see that frozen water well it ain't that good for me

We live in Michigan cold weather's coming round again
I see my whole life frozen through
Whether it's snow or ice or something that sounds kind of remotely nice
Like a Slurpee brainfreeze will never do

I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see a patch of sidewalk that looks slippery
I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see that frozen water well it ain't that good for me

We have to salt the roads why we live here no one knows
It's like a snow globe mystery
I think it would be nice to move away to a tropical paradise
but on the beach how would I ever watch hockey


I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see a patch of sidewalk that looks slippery
I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see that frozen water well it ain't that good for me

I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see a patch of sidewalk that looks slippery
I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh
I see I see I see that frozen water well it ain't that good for me

I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh oh oh
I see I see I see a patch of sidewalk that looks slippery
I see I see I see a frozen death trap woah oh oh oh
I see I see I see that frozen water well it ain't that good
oh no no it ain't that good
oh my lord it ain't that good for me
solid gold

credits

from The Randy Bastards / The Tarleks split, released June 19, 2023
Written by Nick Rorick/The Randy Bastards
performed by The Randy Bastards:
Justin Labrie guitar/backing vocals
Juju Bones drums/additional percussion/backing vocals
Lily Tantrum bass/backing vocals
Nick Rorick vocals
featuring:
Maddie Manic backing vocals
Tyler Adams backing vocals
Recorded And Mixed By Clyde Wilson At Mount Doom 01/29/23
released by Faster and Louder Records 6/19/23

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The Randy Bastards Detroit, Michigan

A poppy melodic punk rock band with often humorous lyrics often making light of disturbing things written to entertain you (hopefully often).

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