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1) strychnine (1:19) [rorick/randy bastards]:
one day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I thought I'd make it go away by downing a bottle of aspirin
but the employee came up to me he said I wouldn't take that you see
there's a good chance that you might die some have been tainted with strychnine
strychnine strychnine
I told him I'd rather be dead than have this pain up in my head
so I killed the bottle on the spot I didn't give it a second thought
oh me, oh my now in a hospital bed I lie
with a stomach pump on
all I wanted was to make my headache go away
and now I may not survive another day
the life I lived was way to short and was so full of wasted time
right now I'm much too young to be poisoned by aspirin with strychnine
strychnine strychnine
one day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I thought I'd make it go away by downing a bottle of aspirin
one day I had a headache so I went to the 7-11
I made a really big mistake by downing a bottle of aspirin

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from All Signs Point To Possibly, released May 13, 2016

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The Randy Bastards Detroit, Michigan

A poppy melodic punk rock band with often humorous lyrics often making light of disturbing things written to entertain you (hopefully often).

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