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(Smells Like A) Crust Punk Show

from All Signs Point To Possibly by The Randy Bastards

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lyrics

7) (smells like a) crust punk show (2:47) [rorick/randy bastards]:
cinnamon and daisies things you won't smell here
sadly it's more like a sweaty dumpster filled with beer
one two three four
went out to the bar for a local punk rock night
and I start cringing at a shirt I think used to be white
when they offer me some food I simply say no thanks
'cause they just pulled it from the trash and it's looking pretty rank
looks can be deceiving you just never know
with Discharge shirts and bullet belts you might suspect it though
one surefire way to tell is the level of B.O.
so stick those earplugs up your nose smells like a crust punk show
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay
I can dig their philosophies and musical style
if only they could find the time to bathe once in a while
I even like political songs about sticking it to the man
I just wish they'd sing the words so I could understand
looks can be deceiving you just never know
with PBR and Comet Bar you might suspect it though
one surefire way to tell is the level of B.O.
so stick those earplugs up your nose smells like a crust punk show
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay
sometimes after a late show I'll ask to stay the night
but before I do I must sit though the list of squatters' rights
eating like a vegan well it must be so healthy
mushrooms green and other things make a salad for a king
looks can be deceiving you just never know
with Live To Kill and Core Rotten you might suspect it though
one surefire way to tell is the level of B.O.
so stick those earplugs up your nose smells like a crust punk show
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh oi oi oi
woah ay oh woah ay oh

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from All Signs Point To Possibly, released May 13, 2016

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The Randy Bastards Detroit, Michigan

A poppy melodic punk rock band with often humorous lyrics often making light of disturbing things written to entertain you (hopefully often).

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